How to become rich.
carsonmitchell: find a way to be unreasonably attractive. screw an R&B star and put it on the internet. be a complete dipshit and gain a television show. continue with false relationships with extremely wealthy and or known men. continue your television show. marry a football player that was worthy of holding a healthy relationship. divorce him 72 days later, and gain $250,000 for each...
god i really cannot fucking STAND kim kardashian i want 2 knock her in the face omfsfjkdh UGH
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
lol on e! they’re playing kim kardashian’s fantasy wedding. irony.
ugh only night of the year where a ouija board session would be AWESOME and when i ask someone to do it with me they say “i have homework.” ok fine this is the only time spirits are like here so they’ll kill you in your sleep now lol :-***
lust-vs-love: Hey, listen, if you’re ever feeling lonely and need to take out your sexual frustration… I’m here. I’m just making this post to give you a subtle OK. Glad we’re on the same page.
demence: i love karla cifuentes so much. i cry myself to sleep because i fear she’ll never love me as much as i love her. i think about her every day and every night. love me karla<3
You’ll never find the right person, if you never let go of the wrong one.– (via stephipaaay)
ugh head hurts and i feel nauseous…. someone kill me.
worst headache of life… ugh.
Someone write a 3 paragraph book report on House on Mango Street for me please